Clive Harvey, Surrey-based ukulele player and teacher, guitar player and teacher, songwriter. If you were looking for his website, well done, you've found it. If you weren't, well, you've found it anyway and, who knows? – it could be your lucky day. Was it Confucius who said, "Knowledge gained by accident is no accident; listen to what the universe is telling you" – or was it Obi Wan Kenobi? Actually it was me, but it's true. If you don't know the reason why the cybersurf has tossed you up on this particular beach, read on, maybe all will become clear soon.